Gods regret?
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- Tattie0
He's off wi Mama doon tae the docks to hang oot wi pirates, drink beer and insert gerbils up their arses.
- Mamafish0
God Regrets creating haemaroids...gypsys....Yule Brinner....head and shoulders shampoo..plain bisciuts and cheese and onoin crisps
- ********0
can I come too?
- unknown0
Scots and Welsh folk
- Tattie0
Depends where you stick he gerbils.
- Mamafish0
God hates an arse hole.
- mrming0
If there is a god, he or she has got to regret creating Hasselhoff.
- Mamafish0
God created the world in six days then took 4 months creating hasselhoffs freekin hairdo
- Tattie0
...and that was just the one on his chest...
- terren3i0
created us, because they knows someday we'll identify them and they're fearing what might happen then.
- unknown0
MAN.
- mitsu0
"Perhaps his masterplan is for mankind to wipe themselves out "
he doesn't need a masterplan for that... we're doing a fine job on our own... and can't even own up to it apparently, having to blame him.
- CyBrainX0
Mamafish and Autonoma are right on target. Religion so easily becomes fundamentalism, whether it's in the name of Allah or Jesus. Then, it becomes intolerance, in the form what we're seeing in this thread. It also inspires unconstitutional practices like the pledge of allegiance and other mergings of state and church.
- Creon0
I'm sure god regrets giving human's a conscience. He creates them. They destroy him. Or at least that's what someone told me once:P
- Biofreak0
women.
im sure they clutter up heaven... oh wait... thats right, i dont believe in heaevn... hehe.
right.
- unfittoprint0
God regrets being created.
- slinky0
Regrets nothing.
His religion is a "relationship"
- finnpimp0
God regrets having killed my dog today. I'm not gonna forgive him in a while.
Not that I've ever believed in God, but right now I'm willing to, just to have someone to be pissed off at.
- slinky0
what happened to dog?
- finnpimp0
he got diagnosed with advanced lung cancer last week, so we gave him some painkillers. he started feeling visibly better, but during this week it's all been downhill. he started vomiting blood so we had to go to the doctor and give him a one-way ticket to doggie heaven.
that cute little rascal.
next time I'll get a guinea pig, less time to grow attached to.
now I'm going to watch the lion king and learn about The Circle of Life. haha.