The Virtual Pub
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- Gherkin0
You should install a Johnny machine in the gents, I'm feeling horny and her name is your barmaid.!
- Tattie0
That's my wife your learing at. His name is Susan.
- Biofreak0
*hic*
- Tattie0
Nuther roond gents?
- unknown0
HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY THAT LIONEL RICHIE IS BETTER THAN THE STONE ROSES...
- mitsu0
i'll 'ide 'at thur cue tep up yer waste hole if ya don' soon fetch mee parrot a pint 'o yer houses best pink custard! ayyye...
- Gherkin0
Kinkezza, if you see anybody putting Lionel Ritchie on the Dukebox you av my permission to kicj em in the goolies
- Tattie0
Are yer pickled Gherkin?
- Biofreak0
there's a pub in yer beaver.
- Tattie0
Tattie's Hoose. Putting the pube into Pubelic House
- Gherkin0
You wantin a stool over yer napper big man, ya spilt ma fookin pint
- mitsu0
get tha' bar hag outa tha brewm closet. i have a hankerin' fer some fried pickle mead!