The Virtual Pub
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- Tattie
Join me for a pint anyone.
Mines got a big foamy head and is slipping down my throat nicely.
Break oot the chilli McCoys.
- Gherkin0
A bottle oh Rum and a packet of Salted peanuts har har
- stimuli0
Eh, pint ay heavy chief an a pack ay beef criss.
- thosethat0
'big foamy head'..?
'slipping down my throat"..?
i think i'll just go to my regular pub thanks..!
- Tattie0
You crusty ole sea dog. I thought a pink cocktail was more your scene?
- Tattie0
Stodgy crusty pie?
- mitsu0
and a hogshead o' pink custard matey!
- Tattie0
Who's drinking the White Lightening?
- Tattie0
Would ye like brolly 'n' a chery in that?
- Gherkin0
A double vodka on da rocks Mr Landlord and a set of your finest darts sir.
- mitsu0
nah, just a nicker o' rum ya scurvey tavern keep!
- unknown0
Pint of guiness - no snacks - but a whisky chaser sounds fine
- stimuli0
I heard the landlord puts out for a bag of peanuts. Can anyone confirm this?
- Gherkin0
Dizzz izz da cheapest pab Av I ever Drunkkk in...am passed up already...feekin cheers lundlard
- Tattie0
A bag o monster much maybe?
But pink custards my bag.
- Tattie0
Keep yer ferret aff the bar.
- mitsu0
a snivel of peanuts, no. a quadrum of scandanavian pasty cream and a scrimp o' sea baskells yes!
- Tattie0
Dae ye want chips wi yer scampi in a basket?
Salt 'n' sauce or salt 'n' vinegar?
- Gherkin0
Got change for the pool table landlord
- Tattie0
Aye, mind whit ye dae wi yer cue tip!
- unknown0
what you say you c*nt... out fuckin side you tosser....
sorry I just think your girlfriend looks unsatisfied, just an observation... *smack
nee naw nee naw