Pigeons are flying rats?
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- DRHOOK0
Shit I've got 6 rats in a bag
- ********0
pigeons in cities are absolute vermin. and a lot of them are all fuct up and deformed.
flying in front of you ... playing chicken walking in front of you then flying up at last minute.
if i COULD carry a rifle or gun i'd shoot every one i saw!VERMIN!
- blarty0
I saw a rat the other night. It was pitch black, but I knew it was a rat caus it glowed in the dark!
They say that there is now a breed of super rats. I wonder if they can fly - Pigeons?
- Nairn0
I remember getting shat on by a mutant (i assume) pigeon in the bigg market in newcastle.
it was all hot and oozy, and I took the afternoon off work as I was so traumatised.
- eloosive0
Pigeons and Doves are genetically identical. Yeah, some folks breed them for shows, getting rid of the pure white strains, but its true. There's obviously bird/avian racisim and hating going on here. For shame.Tsk
- Nairn0
I've never had a rat shit on me, that's one thing to say for them.
- Perks0
We found a mouse living under the oven yesterday...
and a couple of months ago, I saw a tramp (bum) stamp on a pigeon in trafalgar square, no shit, it was the best f**king day of his life... ;)
- dstlb0
Nairn - that bastard pigeon had me too, Grey Street in Newcastle, I was having a bad day anyway, most of my clothes had blown off the washing line overnight and scattered themselves over Cruddas Park, walked to town in the pissing rain to get some new ones but I'd left my wallet at home, then the pigeon incident occured, went home very upset.
And that's why pigeons are the winged angels of doom.
- ********0
i thought bats where flying rats?
- Nairn0
they know, dstlb - they really KNOW when you're at your lowest ebb. Bastards.
It was made up for once when I saw a pigeon fly right into Haymarket metro - knocked itself out then spent a good ½ hour trying to work out what the fuck was going on. I know this because I was eating a KFC at the time - and it was my scaring it with a bit of bread that made it fly off in the first place.
I just with I had a videocam.
- DRHOOK0
The Pigeons down my way, hang around in groups of six, and stand in the middle of the road and won't move for cars. They then proceed to remove hubcaps from stationary vehicles...what do you expect from a species that eat nothing but fag butts...just goes to prove cigarettes are dangerous.
- Tattie0
Bats eat rats. Rats eat pidgeons. Circle of life.
- InVivio0
Pigeons are flying Carp.
- kodap0
rats are complicated to deal with, specially when they invade our house and start to behave like Jerry.
(of Tom & Jerry)
- unknown0
1 less pigeon in the world as of lunch today. Disgusting animal, the one I capped today had shit encrusted around all of it's claws. good riddance.
:P
- TransFatty0
BBQ it
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- unknown0
Hot Damn! BBQ'd Roof Rat, we's livin' now!
any recommendations on sauce fatty?
:P
- Mal0
dumpster juice of course.
- unknown0
nyc pigueons would sooner rob you than let you shoot at them.
