Pigeons are flying rats?
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- blarty
Many people say that Pigeons are flying rats.
They dont look much like rats to me!
- Nairn0
No .. I guess they don't.
But that would kind of be missing the point, wouldn't it?
- unknown0
they are vermin and shit all over my house and knock roofing tiles off. I'm up to about 13 kills with my pellet gun.
HATE the Pigeons!!!
:P
- Tattie0
Squirrels are simply rats wi bushy tails.
Rabbits are simply rats wi poiny ears.
Rats are simply rats. And nobody likes rats.
- Danski0
Surely bats are flying rats and pigeons are fairly irrelevant?
- Nairn0
hence their latin name: Rattus rattus. Has the same ring as .. BASTARD BASTARD!
or fucking fuck...
- k0na_an0k0
Do you think if we mated a pigeon and a rat we would have a kind of supershitting and super trash eating vermon with huge chicklets for front teeth and goes, cooo... cooo just before it eats your retinas?
Friggin scary.
- Tattie0
Kill rats with bats.
- unknown0
lace bread crumbs with rat poison and scatter
it does actually kill them, so if rat poison works....
- ********0
rats are just walking pigeons.
- Gherkin0
Fact: Rats teeth are stronger than Titanium or is it aluminium
that's why they can gnaw through a humans leg in 10 seconds.
- TransFatty0
Actually, of all the species on Earth, Rats and Mice ARE the one mammal being genetically enhanced due to the fact those are easiest animals for Scientists to genetically fuck with and test on.
THese new Mice are on fucking steroids. They heal twenty times as fast and live twice as long. Smarter too.
Pigeons might be next.
- Danski0
aren't mice just rats for pussies?
- dstlb0
Shaun Ryder had the right idea.
- Gherkin0
stick an ear on it's back and call it nicky lauder.
- petzi0
TF, u sure? will we be eaten one day by giant gangsta rats & mices?
- DRHOOK0
Pigeon taste great
Rats taste of shit, had the misfortune of tasting one at KFC. Chicken my arse!
- TransFatty0
If you catch a rat and its not already dead, they say you should scoop it up into a pillow case, then as hard as you can, swing it around and smack it against a wall as hard as you can.
Living in the city is War.
- thosethat0
apparently...
if you killa rat and take it to your local council, they'll give you £1...
cash...
apparently...
although i'm yet to try this...
- thosethat0
damn it i mean pigeon not rat...
