DEATHMATCH BINGO!
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- Tattie0
Mmmm. I wouldn't stick her in a tumble dryer. All her hair dye would come out and ruin your clothes.
Plan 2: Try an exorcism.
Better still drive a stake through her heart. Although you can't drive which might be a problem.
- unknown0
alternatively use a steak knife, you don't need a driving license for them.......
- Tattie0
George Bush's choice:
1. Saddam
2. Saddam's pals
3. Saddam ghost (just in case)
- Mamafish0
George W. Bush hates Cilla Black too...then again who doesn't
- stimuli0
William Shatner. Need I say more?
- Mamafish0
Shatner. He's dead already I saw him blown to bits in the next generation
- Tattie0
Zapped by a next generation ectoplasm accelerator.
He ani'y cummin back!
- stimuli0
I think the A-Teams Dirk Benedict should be master of the universe.
- Mamafish0
He's dead too. Mt T fucked him with a truck
- stimuli0
That crazy foo made a mess of ma van too.
- Tattie0
Mr T's dead too. Sharks got him after they finished nibbling pirates.
Got gold teeth now.
- Gherkin0
Interesting Idea, which celeb will die first.
It would have to be popeye, I hate that guy. always giving Olive Oil a hard Time, smokin a pipe, jesus I don't even eat spinich, he bloody well smokes it. Then again that's where I'm going wrong...don't eat your greens , smoke them. do cartoon characters count. OOOH Big bird....big coffin...do muppets count? And Paul Danials cause he aint magic he's just fookin crap
- Tattie0
Cartoon characters aren't actually alive but whatever... I'll go along with it.
1. Scrappy Doo
2. Scooby Doo
3. ShaggyPaul Daniels... oh yes! And his Missus.
- Gherkin0
I know whose going next that mad fuckin Ozzy bloke that picks up snakes by their bolloks, "Crikey a Croc has jast bitten me bladdy dick off"
If all the spiders and snakes of the world were to gang up, I'm sure they could get him..the world deserves it, bite that fucker.
- Tattie0
Funniest Steve Irwin programme ever was the one where he had to move parrots out of a cage. He's scared of them. What a laugh when one of them went for him...
- DRHOOK0
1. Cliff Richards
2.Art Gartfunckle
3. Jack Cousteou
4. Margret Thatcher (Please God)
5. Norman Wisdon
6. Gary glitterI could go on, if you think God is listening
- Tattie0
Sorry Mate. Jacque has already exited to the big blue above.
I'll move Maggie to No.3