DEATHMATCH BINGO!
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- Tattie
A simple idea: Which celeb is going to stuff it first!
1st Rule of Celebrity Deathmatch Bingo: You don't talk about Deathmatch Bingo (well except here).
2nd: Celeb must be alive or hanging on.
3rd: Must be well known - no 'C' listers folks.
4th: Choose 3 celebs, if they die in a line your the winner.
PRIZE: Meet us in the pub and we'll buy you a pint!
- Tattie0
1. The Pope
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. Alex Higgins
- kpl0
oh cool. so am I supposed to be happy when someone dies? Or wish someone would die so I can win?
yeah, I don't get death pools.
- Tattie0
Get a sense of humour.
Celebrity Deathmatch Bingo:
Make death fun...
- Mamafish0
Do I still win if I kill three celebs?
You didn't make this clear in your rules
- Tattie0
I suppose. as long as it's the pope, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Alex Higgins.
- kpl0
yeah. guess I should just drop me morals and have some fun, eh?
- Tattie0
Get em in your sights now!
- Mamafish0
If i don't manage to kill them out right, say I smash their heads in with a shovel and they're just hangin on on a life support machine di I still win?
- Tattie0
Well technically their not dead.
If however they're a vegtable then i guess you could win on default.Personally I'd just run them over in a truck and finish them of nice and proper.
- Mamafish0
I Can't drive, I just own a shovel
- Tattie0
Try taking off the shovel and sharpening the handle.
Mmm nice and pointy.
Then just stab, stab, stab!!!
- Mamafish0
Does anybody know where the popes going to be on Friday, I can taste that drink already
- Tattie0
It's a pity you can't drive. When he's bending over kissing the tarmac then you could have run him over. Then you could have used your shovel (the non sharpened version) to scoop him up, bring him to the pub and collect your winnings.
- ********0
1. Matthew Kelly
2. R Kelly
3. You'r man who was the manager for The Baycity RollersOnly because I bet one or all off them wish they were dead right now!
- Tattie0
Got a shovel?
- stimuli0
If it was Celebrity Murder Bingo:
Gary Glitter, Matthew Kelly and Dale fucking Winton.
- Tattie0
Dale?
Come on nae "D" listers!
- Mamafish0
If you were to kill cilla Black three times would that still count, Kill her first then capture her ghost in a jam jar, fill it with water without letting her escape so that her ghost would drown (Is this possible, can you drown a ghost)
Shit , how do you kill a drowned ghost for the second time.
- Tattie0
Try an ectoplasm accelerator to vapourise her on the subatomic particle level.
Although if your doing this indoors I'd open the windows.
- Mamafish0
Cilla Black's ectoplasm?
That sounds gross!Could I not just stick the jamjar with the dead ghost of cilla black into a tumble drier or something.
I don't even own an ectoplasm accelerator. Sounds fun though.