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- Gorbie0
That was awesome!
I'll remember that one!
- zoiks0
if you put toilet paper down in the toilet before you go to the bathroom, it won't splash your butt...
- ********0
In a matter of 100 years, there will no longer be Jurrasic Age oceanic surface, as it is becoming subducted centimeter by centimeter.
- Gorbie0
No, JazX...
Apparently it's just moving around.
- ********0
hee hee no man, its going down, I have a BS in Geology, hee hee :)
- Gorbie0
Dude, your going down like the Jurrasic Age oceanic surface...
bitch.
- ok_static0
Here I come!
Q: Why do ripe bananas get spots?
A: The taste and texture of a banana is directly related to its stage of ripeness. The carbohydrates in green bananas are primarily starches that turn to sugar as the fruits ripen.
Very green bananas are hard and have an astringent taste, whereas fully ripened yellow bananas are soft, sweet, and creamy.
Bananas that are yellow and flecked with just a few brown spots will be at their peak flavor, but their texture is on the verge of being mushy, so many people prefer bananas that have unspotted yellow skins and green tips.
There's no harm in eating a less-than-ripe banana, except that if it is very green, it may be harder to digest.
Bananas should be plump, firm, and brightly colored. Look for unblemished fruit: Occasional brown spots on the skin are normal, but sunken, moist-looking dark areas will likely show up as bruises on the fruit.
Bananas should have their stem ends and skins intact: A split skin or stem may become an entry point for contamination.
There's no quality difference between small and large fruit, so you can choose the 'portion size' you prefer.
For the most important, bananas bruise easily, so handle them with care.
- Gorbie0
Uh-Oh.....
- ********0
I see what you did there
- ********0
Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes.
- was she a...goat?********
- That's a fucking lie, you dirty little fucker! She had lovely feet, and the proper number of Goddess-like toes!AndyRoss
- was she a...goat?
- Milan0
We're responding to a thread that was started 5 years ago. I think it's rude to keep someone waiting that long.
- hahaha.. but i mean.. i think it was worth the wait.jnnbugg
- It’s taken me that long to come up with something.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
The second Pearl Jam album was going to be called Windows. This was just before the MS Windows 4.1 (?) OS was released. Wouldn’t that have caused some hilarious confusion.
“Hey Bob, lovin’ that Windows”
“You’re fucking WHAT?”
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- pixelbeat0
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom…
I just saw that on digg.
- quagmire0
“Bobby, come upstairs with me for a minute,” she whispered to me. Barbi saw me gulp as she said that, and she grinned, and deliberately spread apart her legs slightly, really teasing me more. The hunger was growing now, the feeling between my legs and in the pit of my stomach was almost unbearable. We went upstairs to my room, where we undressed and climbed onto the bed. I began to slowly kiss my way up Barbi’s leg. The door suddenly flew open, my mom saw us naked and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
- mrdobolina0
biofreak and gorbie, wow.
- -kappa-0
What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
- Keith Richards!GreedoLives
- He's a man, so it counts...GreedoLives
- could be Jenna Jameson********
- AndyRoss0
Can you keep a secret?