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- grunt0
I am an american, and i have only eaten 500,00 lbs of potato chips today... that stat must be an average. As far as that "other news" i wish that whore would stop by my apartment. =]
- mitsu0
mah spoon is too big...
Maaahhh spoooon is tooo biig!
- Tattie0
Saturday's Burns Night in Scotland. Here's how to make it... YUM!!
You need:
1 sheep's stomach bag plus the pluck (lights, liver and heart)
1 lb Lean mutton
6 oz Fine oatmeal
8 oz Shredded suet
2 large Onions, chopped
Salt and pepper about 1/4 pint beef stock.Soak the stomach bag in salted water overnight. Place the pluck (lights, liver and heart) in a saucepan with the windpipe hanging over the edge. Cover with water and boil for 1 1/2 hours. Impurities will pass out through the windpipe and it is advisable to place a basin under it to catch any drips. Drain well and cool. Remove the windpipe and any gristle or skin. Mince the liver and heart with the mutton. (Add some of the lights before mincing if you wish.) Toast the oatmeal gently until pale golden brown and crisp. Combine with minced mixture, suet and onion. Season well and add sufficient stock to moisten well. Pack into the stomach bag, filling it just over half-full as the stuffing will swell during cooking. Sew up the bag tightly or secure each end with string. Put an upturned plate in the base of a saucepan of boiling water, stand the haggis on this and bring back to the boil. Prick the haggis all over with a large needle to avoid bursting and boil steadily for 3 to 4 hours. Makes 6 to 8 servings
- Mamafish0
A puffer fish can blow up it's body by 80%, that's like being the size of a golfball and blowing yourself up to the size of a huge basketball. Unfortunatley the Puffer fish is asexual, it has no dick, so how useless is that.
- Gorbie0
I gotta monkey wrench in my creativity gland. I'm bored outta my skull. And none of you are helping this day go by any quicker.
So once again. Tell me something interesting. And you'll get a nice, big, juicy, high-fuckin 5.
- Gorbie0
Weird. I had never heard of this before. hmm.
Up high, ok
- k0na_an0k0
this one time... at band camp...
i stuck my tuba in my ear.
pretty interesting eh?!?
- Gorbie0
Kinda interesting. But that only passed 37 seconds of my day.
You guys are really boring the piss out of me.
- lnu0
Somewhere along the road I think they changed the voice of Ralph Wiggums and he stopped being funny. Or was it puberty?
- k0na_an0k0
'You guys are really boring the piss out of me'
tuff shit.
- lnu0
• -40 degrees celsius
equals
-40 degrees farenheit.
- Gorbie0
How is that?
- lnu0
• More on temperatures:
"You might have been told that water boils at 100 degrees Celsius (212F) but the boiling point of water actually depends on the oxygen content and atmospheric pressure. The higher the altitude, the lower the temperature at which water boils.
People who live at high altitudes, like Tibetans, drink their tea while it is bubbling with boiling. Many Tibetans who moved to India suffered serious burns when they drank their boiling tea at sea-level."
- Gorbie0
Thank you very much. I am enlightened.
- lnu0
Gorbie, that's because 1?‹F ?‚ 1?‹C so the scales have to meet somewhere (=-40)
- Gorbie0
I put a fish in the pond in my office building. It clogged the filter, though. We got notices to each office to not do that anymore.
- ********0
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the Animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
- ********0
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
- Gorbie0
Wow. Has there been any interesting cross-breeds?