Your Momma Jokes
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- Mal0
Your Momma says I'm better than you in the sack.
Double insult-beat that.
- lnu0
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
- grunt0
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.
- unknown0
your momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
- lnu0
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
- phlojonaut0
Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to the theater she sits next to everybody !!!
- grunt0
Your momma is so fat, every times she turns around we throw her a welcome back party.
- phlojonaut0
Yo mama is so dirty, she sweat mud...
- 4cY0
hmmm....
- grunt0
Your momma is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
- o0o0
- 4cY0
Yo momma is so ... she needs the entire Pacific just fill her eye-dropper...
- grunt0
Your momma is so old she's dreaming reruns.
- TransFatty0
yo mamma is so fat she has high blood pressure and diabetes and you have to
spoon feed her oatmeal
on sundays.-
this thread sucks.
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- dopepope0
Your mother washes her dick in the sink.
- TransFatty0
your mother is your father.
- 4cY0
your momma is so fat
she is in serious pain
and won't live long anymore
- 4cY0
your momma is so fat
you get picked on at schooland have a traumatised life
- unknown0
Your momma is slim, intelligent, beautiful and great in bed
- kodap0
your momma is so dumb, so dumb that she gave you birth.