Your Momma Jokes
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- grunt
i propose we livin' up this monday with some good ol' momma jokes.
I'll Start.
Your momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
- TransFatty0
Nah -
have some respect for your mother
- unknown0
your momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 200 pounds!
:P
- grunt0
Your momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
- 4cY0
respekk yo momma!
aight!
word to ya mutha!
- lnu0
Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides o' the family!
- unknown0
I don't feel like tellin' momma jokes. My mother died recently and I really loved her.
these kinds of jokes make me sick
- grunt0
Your momma's house is so small the welcome mat just says, "wel"
- shift0
Sorry to hear that Crabmeister. May she RIP.
- penkz0
Yo Momma's so fat, that she has more chins than the chinese phonebook!
- grunt0
crab - sorry, i lost my mother about 3 years ago. i can't believe i started this thread.
- unknown0
I was just joking.
But U get my point.
;)
- shift0
Man, You wrong for that Crab.
- grunt0
i wasn't.
no disrespect to my mother.
these jokes just crack me up.
- 4cY0
but carb did MAKE A POINT!
that is what I mean guys
respek yo mom
- 4cY0
carb = crab
my typo's are so bad even a blind one could smell 'em
- penkz0
so lets talk abou yo dad jokes.. lol
- grunt0
omg - a your momma joke thread just got all serious... jeeeez.
- Mal0
Your mother is lovely woman who I have much respect for.
- 4cY0
I love all your mothers...
if your mothers did not do that thing a while ago...we wouldn't be having the fun together here....
- lnu0
Ok respect to all yo mamas and all but the jokes can be pretty funny sometimes. I for one would like to hear more (and my mama's got cancer).
Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.