who discovered america?
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- kerus0
RON POPEIL
- lnu0
No. GREENland is full of ice. Iceland is full of green.
But if they had such a hard time finding America, how the hell did anyone discover ICeland?
- k0na_an0k0
ron popeil was the leader of the chunky monkeys who fought along side the dead rabbits in ny.
next question.
- CL0
- k0na_an0k0
by accident. see, the dinosaurs were actually pretty smart and they were looking for some fresh ice for their vodka and 7ups so they went north which brought them to iceland. why do you think all the dinosaurs died and are found up there? the dumbasses were just looking for some ice cold refeshment for their cocktails.
- lnu0
How old is Iceland then?
- TransFatty0
10-12 years i think
- k0na_an0k0
i can back fatty on that. i'm sure of it.
- kerus0
thats in monkey-years though
- TransFatty0
sea monkeys or ... ?
- CL0
sea monkey smoothies
- TransFatty0
*chuckles
- Biofreak0
i've always wondered how humans survive in Iceland if the dinosaurs couldnt.
i mean sure, they were in the Mighty Ducks, but that doesnt count cuz they were probably acting anyway. weren't they?
were they just acting then? is it all a lie?
*licking salt block nervously*
- lnu0
I know that island hasn't been there forever. How old is it? Anyone?
- TransFatty0
I know Easter was discovered on Easter Island
- lnu0
OK i got it now. 20000000 years.
- Biofreak0
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- Sapphire0
who discovered england?
- TransFatty0
columbus' grandpa ?
- frow0
England? I think it was those two fat ladies that have the cooking show.