who discovered america?
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- k0na_an0k0
didn't aliens discover america in like the 1400s and decided to leave after they couldn't find anyone to probe?
- unknown0
only to return in the 70's when they found the place crawling with willing rednecks.
- Sapphire0
Thats right kids, for only $32.28 you too can purchase your share of being yet another discoverer of America! Don't delay, call today!
- Sapphire0
1 700 FOUND US
- k0na_an0k0
for that kind of money i'd rather buy some realestate on the moon.
- lnu0
Everybody knows the americans discovered America. The amnericans won't let no foreigner come and say that they did it.
- Sapphire0
according to my chart here:
the Singaporeans discovered America shortly before they were abducted and relocated by alien visitors from outerspace.
- CL0
pat roberston discovered america when he found william s. burroughs levitating above the urinal at the YMCA in 1975.
- mrdobolina0
The native americans have been in america for thousands of years, not hundreds.
- k0na_an0k0
i knew it!!! those fecking alien bastards with their abducting and probing and all... feckers.
- TransFatty0
don't forget shatner in this whole mix.
- CL0
shatner is the author of this great nation, all part of a diamond smuggling cabal which includes none other than mr. 700 club himself.
- paulrand0
Bill the Butcher
- k0na_an0k0
didn't the dinosaurs discover america back in like 1300s or something?
- TransFatty0
*smirks
- CL0
by the way, who discovered Scotland, that "dark land" of "strong homosexuals"?
- TransFatty0
omg
mal -did u see this?
HAHHAHA
- lnu0
What about Iceland?
- k0na_an0k0
it's full of ice. what more do you want to know about iceland lad?
