when the F*ck did Canada become cool?
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- DenisLirette0
i don't mean to be "too serious" ... i just didn't think it was funny.
i'm REALLY proud to be canadian, so sometimes i guess i have to lighten up and not get offended about some moron talking bad about us.
my bad.
- unknown0
I accept PR2's response as valid.
- unknown0
it's ok.
you dumb canadian!
*KIDDING!*
Dutch people tend to joke a lot about Belgians.....
It happens everywhere....
- monNom0
we became cool when americans started waving flags.
all that flutering of multicoloured stripes and stars is just too visually distracting.
(think animated .gif backgrounds behind text.)
- monNom0
oh man, don't even get me STARTED on belgians!
what with their delicious beer, and their delicious chocolate, and their delicious waffles, they think they're SOOOOO great, well i got news for them...
- unknown0
denis- your response was very passionate... typical canadian - sensitive and uptight.
- unknown0
Handbags at dawn!
- lifeinbinary0
Mr. Saf loves Canada and Canadians.
So, DenisLirette, can you hook me up with a fine Canadian blonde?
- DenisLirette0
ok
- unknown0
and that's another thing, canadians are too damn generous.
- DenisLirette0
would you care for some cheese with that whine?
- kpl0
and now to offend everybody:
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits:Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies:Drink anything with alcohol in it.
- unknown0
and what about the Dutch?
I want to feel offended...
please?
- kpl0
I said somebodies, not nobodies.
(drum roll)
- monNom0
badump PING!
- DenisLirette0
"Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. "
You've ... obviously not tried it have you.
- kpl0
geez, you're touchy.
I didn't even write the thing, I found it on the web.
- monNom0
ugh, canadian beer in general is swill. I can handle kokanee(and do drink it from time to time), but canadian, or blue, or even that sleemans stuff all tastes like day old ass.
- DenisLirette0
I agree. Nothing like good ol' Moosehead.
- monNom0
I actually do like moosehead, good choice sir!