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- Biofreak0
heheh, yea.
just consider this a lil xmas present from the three badmuthafukkin ghosts of xmas
k0na - ghost of xmas beatings
Bio - ghost of xmas freaks
3cY - ghost of xmas weedyou're welcome.
- shera0
yep hes a guy but this better not be his atttempt to get it on.
- k0na_an0k0
awh yeah... and i've got a whole lotta xmas spirit... AKA... muthafukin ass beatings galore. stuff THIS in your stocking...
'KAPOW'
- kutsie0
pixelfrog - seriously... 12 hours and I have to wait a full year for more presents... damnit!!
Set all the clock in the office to read one day ahead on the 23rd. Then don't come in on the 24th. your boss will come in, see the cleverly fixed clocks and leave... the end!
- k0na_an0k0
ooooo, this changes everything... hmmmm.... better idea then little miss shera... go to work unbathed and in the most disgusting clothes you can think of and constantly scratch 'down there' and say aloud... my god... will these things stop with the biting?!? enough already.
guaranteed he won't make a pass. just to be safe eat some poo before you get to work so he won't talk to you either.
- unknown0
awww THAN KU ! DER BIOF REAK!
stil no answer to my question Bio...
why does a Dutch cow say MOOOHH and a Belgian cow...
oh well..
nevermind...
- shera0
Mr K0na_an0k u r very rank...but these are desperate times.
- kodap0
you still have 2 weeks bfore christmas, that gives you some time to get sick or to get a good excuse
- k0na_an0k0
you have no idea shera. you should have seen some of the answers from the freak test awhile back. i still don't think anyone has topped my score.
funny... in person i look like a damn GQ model.
actaully though... i'm just trying to be funny with the poo thing and the scratching. i was up until 4 last night... alarm went off real early at 6. i think my mind choose to stay at home today.
- mitsu0
simple, offer him some Chrismas Cider that you made for him (and had previously slipped some EZ-LAX)... then wait for the fun to begin and tell him your stomach is feeling ill. He won't question you because he's also sick! (Just don't drink the magic tonic yourself)
- SuperBig0
I'm there with ya . . . xmas eve. dont even leave to see the folks till xmas day. Dont care though.
WHo needs family anyway
- SuperBig0
errr i mean sister
- unknown0
you did not say bro...bro..
- Biofreak0
ill be working xmas eve and the day after xmas. but i really dont care.
ill get paid and the only thing about xmas that i give a damn about is eating some good food and getting fat. gonna eat and smoke a fat one and goto bed all warm full and smiling. then im just gonna goof off the next day.
- kodap0
thats the way bio!
- unknown0
I heard there'll be extra saltblocks for the cows.......they should share the wealth...
- unknown0
anyways....what's your strategy shera/
tell us!
- clone0
I'd to it for time and a half if not i'd have friends up to the office for all day fun whos really gonna come in and bitch about that on christmas
- unknown0
pathetic
- wonderwagon0
use the money to buy him a death monkey...
love,
w.w.