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- shera
my boss is making me work all xmas eve. Its inhumane.
- Jamesh0
Call in sick.
- frow0
call in with yuletide glee.
?
- Biofreak0
whoop out some kah-rah-tay on his ass. ninja style n shit.
- unknown0
I had to move from my apartment once on Christmas Eve.
- frow0
Tell him you had an unfortunate accident with a yule log that requires immediate proctological attention.
- shera0
if i call in sick he will sack me.
Im sure its illegal...he'd have me sweeping hes goddam chimney if he could.
- shera0
if i call in sick he will sack me.
Im sure its illegal...he'd have me sweeping hes goddam chimney if he could.
- shera0
if i call in sick he will sack me.
Im sure its illegal...he'd have me sweeping hes goddam chimney if he could.
- shera0
if i call in sick he will sack me.
Im sure its illegal...he'd have me sweeping hes goddam chimney if he could.
- frow0
Good thing you told us 4 times.
Potty mouth.
- kutsie0
my birthday is xmas eve...
my boss made me work a lot... so I quit/ Solved that problem!!
- unknown0
hey kutsie do you get ripped of for presents with your birthday one day before Christmas, as in these are your Birthday/Christmas presents?
:P
- unknown0
you are a girl?
Maybe your boss is lonely and wants some company at Xmas eve...
Why would one work on Xmas-eve???? You have a deadline on Xmas?????
- k0na_an0k0
you have one of two options.
1) go to work with a case of pbr, 2 packs of beef jerkey and a playstation while wearing your pajamas complete with bedhead and do a half-assed job.or
2) the night before you have to go in stop off at his house and slash 2 of his tires. he won't be able to go into work. then... when you do... see option #1.
- IloveQBN0
or blow up the office with some TNT
- Biofreak0
or k0na's "Hidden Option # 3"
the night before xmas eve, cut his telephone cables, slash his tires, and set his house on fire. (window bars are optional depending on his level of evil) and run like hell back to the office and resume working.
youll probably get the next few days off or at least very laid back since he wont be around. dig?
- k0na_an0k0
hmmm.... to be safe i'd go with the window bars.
- Biofreak0
thought you might. heheh
- unknown0
window bars on 220 Volts...
at least...
yeah that should bring you a free peaceful merry Xmas eve...
- k0na_an0k0
kill my boss!?!... and live out the american dream? - homer