Homer Quotes
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- kote
missionary episode:
"But I dont believe in Jebus..."
as plane flies away form Island "O, Help me Jebus!!"
- daftkraft0
bump*
- scot0
"Marge, everything's bad if you remember it!"
- pseudonimrod0
From the hockey episode, at the dinner table:
Homer: Pass ketchup.
[Bart 'shoots' ketchup to Homer]
Lisa: [intercepts] You'll have to do better than that tonight, chump.
[Bart hits relish towards her and she ducks]
Homer: [catches it] I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here.
- ********0
this is excellent to read on a tuesday morning. one i remember is the episode when the have to go into witness protection programme (like cape fear) and they are given a new name:
FBI agent: when I tap on your foot you say 'hello'.....hello Mr Thompson.
Homer to FBI agent: I think he's talking to you!
- unknown0
"i am so smart
i am so smartsmrt ehh i mean s m a r t"
- CyBrainX0
This one was left incomplete before: "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Then the brain replies IT'S A DEAL!!".
- luke0
hey geigenonke! :P
- frow0
"You suck dida-did-alee-uck, Flanders".
- aka0
Marge: "Homer, stop picking!"
Homer: " But Im so sweet and tasty!"
Cheif Wigem: "Don't worry boys, he's got to come out of there some time" (police all standng outside with cups of coffee)
Holloween special.. not sure which one
- aka0
Any Key? where's the any key?
- widz0
homer: twenty buck awww I wanted a peanut
homers brain: twenty bucks can buy many penuts
homer: explain how!
homers brain: cash is exchanged at stores for goods
--------------------------------homer: Quiet you two I cant hear myself think.
homers brain: I want a penut
homer: thats better!
- mitsu0
Homer, after being fooled by Snake:
"Hey, you're not the wallet inspector!"
- unknown0
doh x 22
- kibuchi0
Homer (false voice on the telephone): Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Telephone Operator: Ok Mr Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...
- mennik0
great thread !
not a homer one but also a classic.ralphie : hi, supernintendo Chalmers.
- bg0
'the internet... is that this still around?'
- k0na_an0k0
homer: mmmmm. 64 slices of american cheese.
*eating
64.... 63... 62...marge: (enters room after waking up in the morning and turns on the kitchen light)
homer: *still eating
2........................ 1....................... (gargling and churning of stomach sounds)marge: 'homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?'
-homer: (without moving and in weak voice)
'i think i'm blind.'
- ikon0
- flatulence0
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- Redmond0
The hockey ep!!! WHen Marge tells them:"You are not, repeat, not in competition for our love" or soemthing like that, and homer comes in all excited switching the light on and off going:"Fight!Fight! For your parent's love!"