Crap jokes
Crap jokes
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- muftak0
Two motorways are chatting up a couple of pretty B-roads when suddenly a thin piece of red tarmac walks into the bar. Everyone goes silent. The red tarmac walks over to the two motorways, picks up each of their pints, takes a drink and spits it all over them. Then with one final glare round the bar it storms out.
The two b-roads were deeply unipressed with this and ask the motorways 'Why, if they are the biggest, most important roads in the country, did they put up with that'
To which they reply 'Start a fight with him...are you mad!!! He's a fucking cyclepath!'hmm...i think you would've had to have been then.