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Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and
a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and
sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of
the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table
"honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I Love
you."So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating. Larry asks,"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
delirious. Broke some furniture, got sick in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off you said,
"Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"