Best Design Mouse
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When I got the Kensigton double handed optical mouse, a day later I was offered a promotion at work (from production to creative director), a woman that I never met before approached me on the street and gave me a dozen roses, and I won a brand new Hundai Excel with all options from a 1 liter Pepsi soda cap. I figured that I must have stumbeled upon a lucky mouse considering all of these great things that started happening. But then suddenly that woman with the roses started following me around, stalking me. I was getting lots of hangups when picking up my phone. I caught her watching me from outside my window on seven different occasions. Then I found a note from her under my pillow (I'm afraid to think how she got inside). It said that she was my wife from another lifetime and that destiny told her to hunt me down and destroy me.
I also found out that the company I worked for closed shop without telling me. To make matters worse, when signing on my promotion I had failed to read the fine print on the document which apparently held me responcible for the company's ensuing bankruptcy. So far the bank has taken my Hundai away and is finalizing plans to take my apartment and freeze my bank account and credit cards.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm willing to give you my mouse. It's a great piece of technology... it really is lovely. They only made a limited batch and you can't buy them anymore, not even on Ebay. The two handed control is an innovation unmatched by anything else. I'll even ship it to you for free overnight.
Please take my mouse? Ok?