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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender looks and him.
bartender: "Man you look terrible! What happened to your leg?"
pirate: "oh, we were at sea, and it got hit by a cannonball."
bartender: "and you have a hook in your arm?"
pirate "oh, I got in a swordfight and me hand got cut off."
bartender: "and you have a patch on your eye?"
pirate: "oh, I looked up and a bird shat in me eye."
bartender: "but that can't do that much damage."
pirate: "I was't used to me hook yet."