MOnday Pits...
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my sunday. the most fun i've had in a long time.
1pm i arrive at the hospital to see my 83 year old grandfather. he had just undergone knee replacement a week ago. along with my girlfriend and parents my grandma was their. in 2 hours i never laughed so hard. he was telling me/us about his morphine trips he had before he cut him off. first: my uncle had dropped off this parakeet that once turned on would record your voice, then say it back. trippy. especially when doped up. haha. he said 'one night i was laying here snoring and i woke up cause the guy layin next to me was snoring so loud. so i told him to roll over and he told me to roll over. so i said it again, so did he.' he then said they went back and forth for an hour before the nurse came in and started laughing because someone left the bird on. for an hour he was talking to the bird who was talking back to him.
then, when asked who brought the bird in he said 'a large black man' in a whispered voice. well. my grandmother told me 'a priest came in that morning and picked the bird up to see it. totally hillarious to me. he thought the priest was a huge black guy. haha!
then the kicker i guess one afternoon he called in the nurse cause 3 men were dancing on top of the clock across from him. well, what he really saw was the three cable lights coming out of the back of the tv. as she came in he was like 'look.... do you see that? little irishmen dancing on top of the clock. would ya look at that. they don't look drunk at all!' hahaha i almost pissed myself when he told me that.
so after we left i went to my folks house and my dad showed me his latest toy. a ps2. so i tried teaching him how to play san andreas which was one of the games he bought. holy hell. trying to teach him and my mom how to play was the most fun i've had ever. they had tears in their eyes as they were running over and shooting the pedestrians. and when my mom would hit a cop she'd scream when her wanted level went up and the cops started chasing her. holy shit. two 50+ intelligent adults playing the game was fucking funny.
hope that put a smile on your face opiate. it did mine.