designers against bush
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Who put the US in BUSH?
I attacked and took over 2 countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
(not easy)!
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed
in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.
I set a record for most days on
vacation by any president in US History (tough to beat my dad's,
but I did).
After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I
presided over the worst security failure in US History.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president in US History.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US History.
I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions
than any president in US History.
I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
than any other US President in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US History and refused
to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million
people), shattering the record for protest against any person in
the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
History.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in US History.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
History. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her.)
I am the first president inUS history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market in any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president inUS history to order a US Attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the
international community.
I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
Security"(only one letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
tough to beat, but I did it!!).
I am the first president inUS history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president inUS history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in
US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from
the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of
Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
US history.
I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
I am the first US President to establish a secret shadow
government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than
a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly
the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.
I changed US Policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of administration
appointees who violated US Law by not selling their huge
investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
any other president in US History.
I entered office with the strongest economy in US History and in
less than two years turned every single economic category heading
straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not
available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about
drug use. (wink, wink)
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited
away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.
All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I
served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
And I was elected again!
With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC