insomnia
Out of context: Reply #24
- Started
- Last post
- 38 Responses
- cosmo0
it's like no-doz.
"To cure this lack of energy I suggest taking two or three Yellow Jackets. (The yellow jacket is a "energy pill" that the FDA is probably scrambling to take off the market. If you can't find yellow jackets, just look for the ingredient "effedra" or "effedrine" on the back label and you'll be fine.)
Take two or three of these pills and wash them down with a crisp, refreshing Red Bull. (an energy drink containing taurine). Start this proceedure at about the half way mark, or when feeling sleepy and repeat as needed. (be cautious about overdosing on the effedra, I had personally taken nine pills and I felt pretty funny, but far from dead). That and a small supply of candy bars or sandwiches, (trust me, the yellow jackets kill your appetite) should keep your energy level high enough to safely drive for at least twenty hours. For truly good time I also suggest investing in a radar detector and sticking to the less used highways. Not only does this normally reduce the time you spend in traffic, but the scenery on those back country highways is normally spectacular. The last suggestion would be to purchase a trucker's atlas. "