Christmas
Christmas
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Tips to help you feel like it's Christmas:
Get a half barrel, or trough.
Fill it with Hay, mud, some dirt and maybe a few rotting vegetables.
Heat 1 shed to about 30celcius.
Place barrel in a shed and leave for a couple of days.
---Place a bright spot light above shed, leave on 24hours a day.
---Strip down nakers.
Wrap an old sheet or crappy cloth around yourself, until you find it hard to move.
Shuffle over to barrel and lie in it.
---Relax until your family or neighbours find you because of the spotlight. Possibly also a bunch of guys with sheep and sticks.
Read the Bible, and empathise.
Feel the Christmas.