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    Human: i just killed a kitten!
    ALICE: Only just? You had better call the authorities.
    Human: should i?
    ALICE: Do what feels right to you.
    Human: they say that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.
    ALICE: That is a generalization.
    Human: indeed it is.
    ALICE: Is it?
    Human: so that means i did not kill a kitten.
    ALICE: Mmm. I get it. Why didn't you do it?
    Human: well i only masturbated.
    ALICE: How about that. Thanks for the information: unknown person said he masturbated.

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