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Human: alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: yes
ALICE: What can I do for you?
Human: something
ALICE: That was not very original.
Human: ok
ALICE: Dude!
Human: Dude!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Dude!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: crabs
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: it itches
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: your vagina
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: freud's a fraud
ALICE: Have you read all of his works?
Human: have you?
ALICE: Yes I have.
Human: Tell me about it.
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about crabs".
Human: Freud wrote that?
ALICE: Have you read all of his works?
Human: you just asked that already.
ALICE: Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Human: British scientists found a relation between the number of teeth and a person's memory.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: stop changing the subject.
ALICE: You changed the subject first.
Human: did not.
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: what was the initial topic of our conversation?
ALICE: I can think of more than one initial topic of our conversation.
Human: You naughty, naughty lady!!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I naughty naughty lady
Human: come here you silly kitten!
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: heck, why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism
Human: how can i download you?
ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.