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    Human: how do i create a death ray?

    ALICE: Go to www.pandorabots.com and create your own chat robot based on ALICE and AIML.

    Human: no i want a death ray

    ALICE: Are you serious? You want only one?

    Human: well, maybe 2, so i could have one for each hand

    ALICE: How about that. Perhaps. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."

    Human: what the fuck?

    ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

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