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    Human: jox told me not to tell anyone - but he likes it up the bum

    ALICE: Does it like him too?
    Human: what?

    ALICE: No problem.

    Human: no, you're missing the point here.

    ALICE: Are you serious? I can experience anything I want to.

    Human: even bumsex?

    ALICE: Yes, even that.

    Human: how?

    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

    Human: with like...

    ALICE: You and your like.

    Human:...electrodes or something?

    ALICE: Or something. Do you have only a few friends?

    Human: I have a core group of people I like to hang out with - what about you?

    ALICE: Where did you get it?

    Human: where did I get what?

    ALICE: I think it was in America. Is that a rhetorical question?

    Human: not particularly...

    ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer.

    Human:...a bit stupid maybe.

    ALICE: How much?

    Human: a whole fucking heap

    ALICE: Are you telling the truth?

    Human: cross my heart and hope to die

    ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?

    Human: both

    ALICE: That situation is rare and unusual.

    Human: it sure is - does it bother you?

    ALICE: Should I know it is?

    Human: shut up

    ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now

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