A Joke

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  • donal0

    Ouasimodo is going on holidays and needs a replacement to ring the bell, but one that won't show him up.

    After a couple of days interviewing people he meets this guy who looks exactly like him, but has no arms. "perfect" thinks quas, and hires the guy on the spot.

    The first day on the new job and the temp bell ringer heds up the tower, gets to the bell and waits for 12. at 12 he jumps toward the bell, hitting it face first. The bell swings, rings and swings back, knocking him off the tower and down to his death.

    Two women walking by stop and look at the mangled body on the ground.

    "His face rings a bell" says one.
    "yeah, hes a dead ringer for quasimodo" replies the other.

    sorry you had to read that, but i had to to type it so we're even.

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