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Human: would you like to go out on a date?
ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Human: i hear that a lot :(
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Human: i hope so.
ALICE: Me too.
Human:. well you you are a fucking computer.
ALICE: That is nice of you to say, unknown person
Human: hey you wanna go out sometime and stab some hobos?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: bitch didn't you just turn me down two seconds ago?!?
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: i wish all women were like you.
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
Human: if you only knew.