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Bad Santa (the bad version)
mental image before reading, left=willie, right=marcus:
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INT. CHAMBERLAIN'S - LOCKER ROOM -DAY 88Willie, a faraway look in his eye, sits on a bench near Marcus, who is finishing putting on his elf outfit.
WILLIE: "I think I've turned a corner."
MARCUS(absent): Yeah? You fucking Petites now?
WILLIE (dreamy, refuses to take the bait): "No no. No; I beat the crap out of some kids today —but, you know, for a purpose.
It really made me feel pretty good about myself — like I did something constructive for a change. Accomplished somethin'."
Marcus stares at him.
MARCUS: "...You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many, many., .many.. .many fucking years of therapy."
----------------damn i have rarely laughed my ass off this hard.