The Jackal
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- rasko40
hahaha..
I have a similar friend, well not a similar friend rather a friend with a similar.. lets call it an 'affliction'. So, anyway, I though it was an asian (actually more specifically Japanese) girl thing, cos he used to work in a famous vintage clothing store which (you guessed it) had lots of japanese girls on tap, I mean; on the counters. I would visit him some weekends and he would try to impress me by talking the most repugnant suggestive filth to these friendly little Nihons, they would laugh out of not quite catching his words and he would laugh back 'sincerely', even though he had just told me how he wanted to 'show her the real helicopter fuck cept that I'd actually have blades spinning above my head while I turned her ass into the sarlac pit' then he'd say something like "you like star wars huh?" and they would giggle. It would have been funny if the girls actually understood it but it felt a little wierd. I laughed anyway but then I'm a bit twisted.
Suddenly he's got a job working somewhere else, totally forgotten about Japanese girls, he's discovered some German chick who's 'fucking petite hot' as he described, he starts dating, well ok lets not be prude he was just fucking her and then he's like "oh man, oh fuck this is awesome, german girls are insane and check this out, they ALL love fucking anal man" and starts showering me with his new theory about "hey these chicks are almost raised for it, they're fucking primed man check it out; all through their youth at school, german girls are given medicine up their fucking ass man, sure they think its a bit embarrassing at first but they get right into it man I mean, when was the last time you saw a sick german girl man?!" (like as if I go hunting around hospitals checking the nationality of female patients) "shit man these girls are dope, the germans are still on some kinda master race shit dude, 'cept this time they've got it right, they're keeping it on the downlow but their breeding up this generation of hott fucking chicks that just fucking love cock up their ass man!" and he carries on about how he's already boned one of her friends and he has his eyes on another, he's even found out about some bar nearby that is totally frequented by "poop chuters man" as he so eloquently states..
I haven't seen him for a while, he got fed up of german girls, fed up of London and moved away, I heard he was living on the coast in a caraven and had got addicted to fruit machines cos he spent so long in the seaside arcades chasing 16year old holidaymakers and european exchange students, I guess he has an addictive personality, I dread to think what comes next, maybe sheep or fish.