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After a few years the chemical joys of nicotine consumption dwindles into a tedious addiction. After a while you can feel the shit circulating through your bloodstream, blocking the traffic of oxygen like a granny driving a Pinto in the fast lane. You start feeling your organs working overtime desperately filtering out the toxins. There is always this dread you have when you light up that your physiology is in constant rebellion of this masochistic practice, yet the only audible protest is the hacking and weezing cough you suffer every 20 minutes which you usually disregard.
But smoking can also be an asset, especially if you have a good portfolio of suave gestures and poses you can perform with the tobacco prop. Leaning against a bar with whiskey in hand, puffing non-chalantly on your little burning piece of phallic symbolism really gets the chicks horny. That is until you open your mouth to speak and the poor girl gets blasted by the acrid, metallic smell of 10 years of tar consumption issuing from your pasty foul mouth. Or until she sees the two brown, tar stained tips of your index and middle finger that look as if they had been stuck up your ass all day.
So after weighing all of the factors, I have decided that smoking is definitely worth it.