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This is a total throwaway story, but Akagiyama mentioned Panda Express in a note and I have to spin a yarn.
Panda Express. Horrible, inedible.
Years back I was living in Eugene, OR (burn baby, burn) and was on the west side of town. There was a known gang of meth head bike thieves. They'd do yard sales of yanked bikes.
One day I saw one of them dozing on a corner, almost a mile from the busted ass house I knew from Craigslist.
I happened to be passing by at the perfect moment, where some moron Good Samaritan woke him up, and gifted him with what can only be described as several pounds of Panda Express. Big sack, had to be multiple entrees.
The bike thief woke up, and in a fit of rage went full Kung Pao and beat the Naive Samaritan with the gifted food. Bag was ripped, rice was flying. He kept throwing bits at the guy as he ran away.
Is there a German word for hilarious / depressing? Because that's absolutely what it was, and I will never forget it.