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  • Ramanisky211

    • when you're old it's notpango
    • The only reason I believe the accusations is a had a friend that was way weird. He bought a Mountain Dew and some condoms, and I'm like ".. you have a gf?"garbage
    • Turns out it was some 4chan DIY. Drink the dew, cut off the bottom of the bottle, line it with cotton, push the condom down the middle, lube it up.garbage
    • Put it in the cushions and go to town.. took him far too long for him to realize I was judging him. Longest drive home ever.garbage
    • hahaha
      challenge accepted
      AQUTE
    • I have this sofa. It has a little sleeper bed pull out. I would say the title does not check out.falcadia
    • ^ like how JD Vance loves sofa?
      lol
      pango
    • there is a difference between fucking a sofa and fucking on a sofa.
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