Star Wars: The Acolyte
Star Wars: The Acolyte
Out of context: Reply #23
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- prophetone5
Dear diary, episode 4 Scooby Doo-like Jedi storyline, a lone wolf hippie Wookee with space witch gang affiliations, bro not really expecting houseguests tbh but they all insist on meeting up parking their rides waaaaaaay too far away for no logical reason despite abundant parking spot tracking tech, also the force, extra long bug-exterminating hikes in forest, toss in screaming teenage mutant Jedi gopher mechanics, and Saved by the Bell-level dialogue points painfully volleys between emotionless characters at -100 enthusiasm, nvrmnd dollar store chappie Kylo Ren is gonna spice things up for us, letsa gooo... j/k roll credits the end
- I mean it’s 4/10 ish which is better than prev ep?prophetone
- I’m enjoying these reviews far more than I would the actual episodes and saving me from having to watch them, keep ‘em coming lol_niko
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- My dream is that Jar Jar is inserted into every one of these shows as the Sith Lord he truly is, savagely cuts down every protagonist..garbage
- ..the studio laughs, nerds weep and still buy Mesa Merchandise.garbage
- Revenge of the Jar Jar, pull in portrait shot of Baby Yoda, there's a beat, then a stomping foot comes from out of frame.garbage
- "Mesa kill Yoda".garbage
- Like I said. Worst SW script so far. Full of holes.monospaced