UFO of the day
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- Beeswax4
Friday night I was invited to a dinner party and met a middle aged lady whose eggs got stolen by aliens.
They telephatically communicated with her while she was in her bed in a sleep paralysis.
So apparently these aliens went really far in their tech but ended up destroying their planet.
To avoid a similar outcome they removed their genes that are responsible for hatred and aggression, but removing these also removed their sense of love. They lived like that for a long time but a group among them said fuck this life, we're living like corpses so they decided to fix this situation by cross fertilizing using human eggs.
After this incident the woman went to her gynecologist to get tested and the DR said that there should be 9 eggs/follicles in each of the both ovaries. But in one of her ovaries it was zero. DR said this might me a sign of menopause but this was years ago and her menopause came on years later. And she got checked by the same dr later on and her ovaries were functioning normal again apart from that single case.She didn't look in any distress, she wasn't selling anything related to aliens, articulate, educated sweet and sane looking woman.
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- It’s always the sane ones that are insanefuturefood
- "Fuck this life" is my reflection, if they have no genes of hatred I'm sure they communicated this in a different wayBeeswax
- Fuck This Life is the name of my Christian Rock BandAkagiyama
- She's clearly selling something. Most middle aged ladies don't launch into discussions about their ovaries. Or am I hanging out with the wrong people?skinny_puppy
- Sleep paralysis is one hella druginteliboy
- https://qbn.com/repl…imbecile
- Its a nice story. Reminds me of that time in Atlantis.robthelad