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    I was in a shop the other day and the person in there was eating a pizza. As hungry as I was, I stood for a second transfixed by it, before snapping out of my hungry reverie. I saw the box and was surprised to see it was from Greggs. Huh. It smelt ok.

    So, just now on the way in I thought I'd buy one as an appetizer before my main lunch and JESUS FUCK IT'S AWFUL. I mean, of course it is, but what fat-ass focus group did they try this super sweet shit on? It's beyond fucking sweet! Why won't these cunt desist from swapping out salt for sugar in their krap produkt to hit whatever government salt target it is this season?

    Awful. I don't know why I'd think otherwise.

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    Also, why don't Greggs do cheese savoury sandwiches any more? When I lived in Newcastle, a cheese savoury stottie was one of the lower layers in my personal food pyramid.

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    • I would love to step in your shoes.palimpsest
    • Trust me, you don't.Nairn
    • When the sun sets.palimpsest
    • I think I've said this before...
      Whenever you decide to come to Prague... it's on!      palimpsest
    • yeah, you pretty much got what you deserved.hans_glib
    • but kudos for holding onto the forlorn hope that it might, just might, be really good.hans_glib
    • Nairn is such a tease!palimpsest
    • Have you tried those Subway pizza's Nairn? Much softer bread. Could do with 8 seconds longer in the grill/oven, but they're not as gross as Gregg'sIanbolton
    • fun fact... I've never had greggs, only had subway once, kfc once, burger king once, mc d's about 5 times max. It's all shit.shapesalad
    • Eat shit, look like shit - and hence the state of this countries population...shapesalad
    • Where was the fun fact there? All I see is the usual litany of self-satisfied whingery that you think promotes a perception of superiority. It doesn't.Nairn
    • You come across as a timid shrew fearful of the world and others and entirely unable to own the sort of self-confidence that doesn't give a shit about others.Nairn
    • The fact you're about my age makes this doubly pathetic - it's the sort of behaviour of early twentysomethings, fumbling their way around the world.Nairn
    • But hey, you own your misery.
      It's yours alone.      Nairn
    • Stay in your lane, Shape. It's rather narcissistic to believe 'if everyone does what I do, the world would be much better'. I'd hate to live in that worldIanbolton
    • Good god, that escalated quickly.garbage
    • “cheese savoury stottie”
      what the fuck it’s like word scramble      monospaced
    • I can help, monospaced.
      https://letmegooglet…      Continuity
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