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King Charle’s List Of Bed Time Demands!
1) His pajamas are pressed every morning
2) His shoelaces are pressed flat with an iron
3) The bath plug has to be in a certain position, and the water temperature has to be just tepid in a bath tub filled only half full
4) His valets must squeeze one inch of toothpaste onto his toothbrush every morning
5) His bread must be homemade
6) His fruit must be hand picked with a bowl of fresh fruit and fresh fruit juices
7) Six different types of honey, some special discounts, dried fruits and everything special
8) Along with his breakfast box, King Charles would send a truck to load and unload his personal possessions to the places he was staying
9) The bed, the furniture and even pictures of him must go along with at all times
10) Wherever the prince goes in the world, the breakfast box goes with him. He has six different types of honey, some special mueslis, his dried fruit and anything that’s a bit special that he is a bit fussy about.
11) His cheese and biscuits be warmed at a certain temperature at the end of meals and makes his staff keep a warming tray nearby
12) His own toilet seat and Kleenex Velvet toilet paper wherever he goes
Long Live the King!