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The junkie who after getting of the bus I'd just left, made a spastic-stupid dash across a busy road (Seven Sisters at Finsbury Park at school-leaving time on a Friday evening...), in the process dropping a large-looking canister from his pocket, which I idly stared at, assuming it was Nitrous, before a car drove over it, the fucking thing exploded and the can whizzed close enough to my person to cause me a moment of sincere consternation.
Thankfully it wasn't nitrous as .. well, that feels like it could've exploded badly. Instead, it was a fucking can of Right Guard or something, so a second after realising the closeness of the shave, I was engulfed in a cloud of fetid teenage guff.
Fucking junkies. With apologies to mort_ or anyone else who thinks I should have more sympathy for junkies.
- Also, I need to buy myself one of those large 600g nox canisters, before the government close that .. well, it's not a loophole, as it's clearly illegal.Nairn
- hey don't be so harsh - at least he was making an effort to smell pleasant. a better class of junkie.hans_glib
- I was thinking about that y'day, on th ebus, again, wherein there was a trult BO-stanking bloke who everyone was making a fuss about smelling so bad...Nairn
- ...but in that indirect "I'm just going to stand back here waving my hands and complaining loudly without direclty confronting" manner, and I ...Nairn
- ...was thinking I'd honestly rather smell honest to god BO than the same masked by Lynx volatile hydrocarbons, lofting even more stench into my nose.Nairn
- This is something I wish I could have seen from a respectable distance. I'm glad you didn't get deodorized.CyBrainX
- 'The closeness of the shave'
I see what you did there.Continuity - ha, that struck me too after I wrote it, and for a picosecond I was going to claim it, before remembering it was deodorant, not shaving gel :)Nairn
- They made shaving cream in North America, once upon a time. :DContinuity