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I need to get my eyes checked.
I just went to the shop and as I rounded the corner saw a bloke dressed up in the most ridiculous drag - blokey legs carelessly stuffed into this ridiculous short-skirted pink ensemble with wide Ascot-worthy hat. Thinking at first he was going to be all loud and attention-seeking as he walked past, I went into London Mode and prepared to ignore him. As one must. Then I thought 'fuckit' 'cos it's hot outside and everyone and everything is très jolie so readied a ridiculous Cockney/Essex accent to say something like "ooh look at you, daaahling - you want some company?". As he neared I looked him in the eye, as a friendly smile wrinkled my face and began to open my mouth and then realised it was actually a woman, who was clearly mistaking my by then manic grin for interest with her own cheeky smile. Fucking hell. I carried on and dared not look back to work out how I'd got her so fucking wrong, lest she look back and further misinterpret interest.