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  • NBQ001

    Had a dream last night...

    I was in Moscow attending some talk by Putin. There were some other western politicians and celebrities attending. No idea why and what it was all about.

    And I was wearing some kind of black robe that reminded me of Neo’s outfit in the Matrix 2-3.

    Then somebody passed me a joint for whatever reason. And I smoked a bit.

    Putin immediately noticed the smoke and called security. The security guy came over to me and took the joint out of my hand and threw it to the ground. He then said he’s gonna call reinforcement even though he was bigger than me, lol.

    While he was gone I could escape through a window or back door and I knew they were after me and would hunt for me.

    It was middle of then night and I hopped on some bus to nowhere. We drove to some shady suburbs and I exited the bus at some gas station or some kind of shop. It was dark and I noticed some teenage boys hanging out there.

    I felt a bit uncomfortable so I walked around and waited until another bus came by that I could hop on.

    The next I can remember is I was able to get to the airport and that I had to bribe the customs to get through. I gave them each $500.

    Then finally I was able to escape to Dubai and I knew Putin was fuming as he couldn’t catch me.

    • that sounds exhilarating!
      my dream last night was one of my exes asking me to play a bit part in her new bf's low budget spaghetti western. It was bizarre.
      BuddhaHat
    • Yours sounds like way more fun.BuddhaHat
    • My dream last night was that I was watching a documentary about Elvis, how he mixed and sampled his early tracksdrgs
    • NBQ is the chosen one!pango

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