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    well that was fucking entertaining..

    went to watch top gun.. get tickets, dude at counter gives us wrong screening.. gives us 7:30pm instead of 8:50pm..

    so we walk in; thinking it’s just started and we missed the trailers

    Walk in just as they are doing a briefing for some mission, seems like its the beginning of the film..

    Then its straight into all the fighter jet cheese ball Hyper military bit.. which for all its TEAM AMERICA bullshit is still pretty impressive to watch..

    Few things don't make sense, but your brain is going, they will explain it..

    Then, 1 hour after we sit down it ends..

    we walked out unable to stop laughing as it was just so unbelievably terrible but also so perfect we missed all the cheesy love story stuff, and just caught the money shot..

    ended up getting tickets refunded also..

    moral of the story, only watch the last 1 hour of Top Gun and its actually just a movie about flying a jet.
    its hilarious

    The people in the cinema must of thought we were crazy coming in an hour late

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    • we just looked at the cinema number on the ticket, not the time.. so we just assumed it was the right oneautoflavour
    • ha. There's still jet-based fun to be had early on, they don't labour the sappy love story thank F.MrT
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    • Who buys tickets at the counter? Weird.monospaced
    • its a long story mono, but basically state gov gave out all these entertainment vouchers to support business, and as a result had to be in personautoflavour
    • but yep, ewwww. real life interactions.. no buenoautoflavour
    • hmmm.. can I be assed to see the beginning of a movie which was already so cheese.. it looks phenomenal .. but the dialogue is awfulautoflavour
    • yeah it's not the cleverest but glad you saw at the cinema? Like Dune it won't be as good only streamed.MrT
    • awesome!oey_oey
    • To be fair, shouldn't this movie be called TEAM AMERICA Bullshit?CyBrainX
    • that review the other day on POTD nailed it.. 133 min advertisement for Lockheed Martin celebrating death.. pretty muchautoflavour
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