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Apologies for the the shitty photo and wall of words, but there's a front row seat to the absolute circus that was my street yesterday afternoon.
Had a wrecker blocking my other stoop, police, firetrucks and Incident Response vehicles lighting up my kitchen, and a crowd of rubbernecks (two of them exchanged numbers and made a date).
Squint towards the back and you can see the stolen SUV that plowed through the intersection, sliced off a car's bumper, bounced off a retaining wall and then ping-ponged UP the hill, totalled my neighbor's car, and then flipped.
The guy fled the scene, leaving behind a Rottweiler and drugs. Said dog eventually climbed out of the SUV and was running loose in the neighborhood.
We live right on the street, our stoops are 3 steps and the road starts. Said road is narrow as Hank Hill's urethra. Had that asshole been driving southbound, he would have either hit both my and my girlfriend's cars, or a stolen car with a dog and heroin could have landed in the living room.
The icing on the cake is of all people, the parked car that was totalled belongs to the neighbor who is far, far too old to have a room full of giant Pokemon dolls (pushing 50, Pikachu is pushing 5 feet, and yes we all saw them that one time you forgot to draw the shades), and I'll just leave you with his vanity plate.
ps don't make fun of my roses, rose season is over.
- Holy shit! Glad everyone’s okayscarabin
- Thanks bro. I was locked away in my office when it happened, and when the dogs started going nuts because GTA was happening outside..garbage
- ..all they got from me was a weary "ugh please stfu". Then I walked to the kitchen for a snack and it was bedlam.garbage
- also PS, when the SUV flipped it almost hit my neighbor's other car. An orange Mini with an "OHAI" vanity plate, lol.garbage
- Your place looks gorgeous x.Nairn
- @nairn lol. Been too busy for gardening. I can't even describe this neighborhood in a note. Google and other campuses are a few minutes walk.garbage
- 50/50 on this place being a speakeasy in the prohibition era, and coyotes sleep underneath that horrid hedge in the first photo.garbage
- I choose coyotesi_was
- Second pic, is that a coyote?i_was
- holy shit those roses !d_gitale
- I like that photo it’s not shitty at allnb
- Pokeman needs his hard drive checked.i_monk
- @i_was That's Leo. He wants to be a coyote. And I am pro-coyote, they eat all the city rabbits that eat pretty much everything I plant.garbage
- lol shut up about the roses, the photo was me sticking my phone out of the kitchen door, and Pokeman is still a mystery to me.garbage
- Pro coyote here too!i_was