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    If I drink blood of a vaccinated person, will I get the antibodies etc? Hypothetical question

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    • The antibodies come from a "recovered persons" so hypothetical yes. I remember the red cross asking for donors of recovery patients.AQUTE
    • No, you'll just digest it, your stomach acid will nuke it. You need a transfusion. And maybe while you're at it a brain transplant.shapesalad
    • So eating human meat won't help either?drgs
    • Yes. But it’s more effective if you eat their poop.dmay
    • STOP inducing errors on this man, you just need to share the antibodies thru 5G once you get a vaccine, it's like Airdrop, very ease in, very effectgrafician
    • Drug Blood. Just ask Lazlomisterhow
    • Eat the brain, it's the only wayGuyFawkes
    • Only works with Cum, and you have to gargle it, otherwise the stomach acid problem mentioned above.autoflavour
    • @misterhow yes?sted
    • Only if you do the headstand-butt-chug. Everything works better through the anus.bezoar
    • *auto sorry that you had to live it through
      "We know it is a worrying time."      sted
    • No, but if you smear yourself in the blood you'll be able to walk amongst them undetected.Wolfboy
    • AIDS, you will basically get AIDS.i_was
    • I don't think you would. You'd have to transfer a load of blood directly into your own veins, or something. Vampiric osmosis or tubes, your choice.Nairn
    • Yes of course it works. You need to drink at least a pint, fresh and hot, for it to work. The antibodies will absorb and multiply through your stomach. ;)monospaced
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