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- Nairn2
Please, client who said they were coming shortly, please do not arrive now. An absolutely horrifying miasma has just emanated from my posterior and I'm in shock. What the fuck did I eat last night?
- Stop eating this kimchi thing now!OBBTKN
- Ha! I as going to say that I've not had Kimchi in weeks now, but I had a 'korean' pre-made sandwich a couple of hours ago. Guess I found the culprit.Nairn
- Oh, yeah. I had a quarter raw cabbage with chillies and garlic too, last night. It's all becoming quite clear now. haha, ew.Nairn
- oh dear god, please move this post to nsfl threadhans_glib
- Downvoted.shapesalad
- lol, honestly it could be a combination of the two. Stopped kimchi and your gut flora could be changing, and then..garbage
- ..you ate kimchi ingredients without the beneficial fermentation part. This is hilarious.garbage
- Top billing on the front page with a fart post. I've outdown myself.
Shapesalad must be so happy!Nairn - How'd it go when they arrived? Was it full on steeshbombed? +1PhanLo
- Thankfully / irritatingly, they've not turned up yet. 'Shortly' was 3+ hours ago.
*gnashes teeth*Nairn - Do a fart into a sealable container and open it as they come through the door. That's outrageous lateness.PhanLo
- Just had another quarter fine-chopped cabbage with chillies, garlic, lemon and oil.
Party-time tomorrow, yo!Nairn - HehePhanLo
- lol why the hell are you eating raw cabbage?!garbage
- 'cos it's lovely! I've spent most of my life avoiding cabbage up until a couple of years back. Finely shredded with flavour on it and it's divine, darling.Nairn
- Make your own kimchi then, haha. Be primed and ready for this client the next time.garbage