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- Nairn6
Got dressed and left for work today in a bit of a rush, grabbing a pair of crumpled shorts and it was only when I sat down on the bus and looked down at my crotch I remembered that I'd dropped a load of saucy fajita-esque chicken on my lap last night.
I just walked through one of the busier parts of North London with this shit all over my shorts, making me look like some special needs idiot. Doesn't help that my hair is utterly fucking awful (I really am going to a hairdresser this week), and simply adds to image of incapable fuckwit nuttery.
- Thankfully, no one cared about you and your look.********
- ha, quite.
I hope you feel better about yourself!Nairn - get your shit together bruv hehehecanoe
- lol @ "fajita-esque". That's the real crime here.garbage
- BeBoozed cooking - we had friends over, and by all accounts it was actually quite nice, esp. considering it was all thrown together at the last minute :)Nairn
- This is fucking hilarious! I've done similar, spilled a huge smoothie on myself (in the car) right before a big meeting.davey_g
- I once went out with my shirt buttoned so one side was higher than the other, and the people on the train weren't smiling and pointing for good reasons :)monospaced
- College: I woke up late, 5 min to class. Mad dash but made it. I started to unzip my hoodie as I walked in, at which point I realized I forgot to put on a shirtgarbage
- Thankfully, no one cared about you and your look.