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Just into the studio. Walking in, I got to the bottom of the local main street and a pretty girl smiled at me as she walked past. I didn't have much of a chance to be taken aback and perplexed, as when she did so I had the most peculiar sensation on the back of me left knee. Immedately, i wondered if I had somehow pissed myself as it was distinctly the feeling of liquid trickling, but - not warm enough to be pee, nor blood. Concerned that I might be having a wobble of some kind, I coyly bent down to check and - yep. Wet. More so, the top of my leg, then my back, then my - ah. I had a can of drink in my bag, didn't I? Shit. Laptop and notepad too. Cue - next few minutes haphazardly disgorging contents of bag to extricate pissing can and its bare remnants and check state of laptop. It appears to be fine. Annoying to have to walk around the local supermarket wet and stinking of booze though.
Weirdly, when I stood in line to pay, the lady in front of me had actually quite clearly pissed herself, with a large wet mark described down the backs of her legs. Quite the pair, we made.
- "described down the back of her legs"
wonderful languagefadein11 - so hang on, the whole can emptied in your sack? so you went back to buy another can? Do you buy single cans? Too much to process*fadein11
- *I haven't read the post properly, yet.fadein11
- i just had a can in there randomly, then went to Sainsbury's to buy a microwaveable delight to eat as I work through til midnight. Unsure how the can broke tho.Nairn
- Also, I'm fairly sure it was Iain Banks I stole that usage of 'described' from. I've never had an original idea in my life :)Nairn
- Love it, it's strange yet familiar. Something Uncle Monty may have said :)fadein11
- haha, noooNairn
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- @Naim write a book, dude; I might read itKrassy
- Sartre would be proudStoicLevels
- This is why I want for my future to work from home, shop online, and only go outside as far as my garden. When I get one.shapesalad
- Not making this up - piss-lady was wearing thick ski gloves and going through her purse, looking for a receipt or somesuch. Lady behind counter was oh-so pissedNairn
- Purse was FULL of receipts. Like, shit tonnes. Hard enough to deal with normal digits, never mind cold-snow glove-clad spastic digits.Nairn
- Awww mate, I love how I can totally relate to your ‘am I having a wobble’ moments yet still find it a hilarious story. Glad it wasn’t a leaky nob moment!Ianbolton
- Your writings are recognizable after reading a paragraph... Hahaha, nice one!OBBTKN
- "described down the back of her legs"