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    Sketchy Report Says Apple Car is Years Ahead of Schedule, Will Debut Next Year: https://www.macrumors.com/2020/1…

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    • It will look like a Lada from 1978 but cost $120,000 and have paint made from the crushed bones of elephants.face_melter
    • And have a promo video of it running over children (in slo-mo, natch), to a specially commissioned soundtrack by FKA Tweegs and Mumford and Cunts.face_melter
    • The bodywork will be made almost entirely of glass for unmatched lustre, though one small rock strike could shatter the entire body, requiring a replacement.monNom
    • 1/2 battery life and memory when newer models released!instrmntl
    • All assembled by prisoners who work for $2 an hour, but the prison is powered by 100% renewable energy so no-one needs to feel guilty.face_melter
    • I feel like what's more likely is that Apple will license some technology to be used in cars vs make an actual car themselves. Kinda like Apple TV?monospaced
    • Leaked design prototype: https://static.wikia…
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    • Apple had the opportunity to buy Tesla many years ago but it fell apart because Timmy didn’t want Elon on board. Now Tesla far ahead with tech.NBQ00
    • Apple could begin producing its own car with a 'next level' battery in 2024: https://appleinsider…NBQ00
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